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Peter Answers :

Interactive Souls Engine what is the _Trick_

Peter answers is a soul engine , first i thought it a bot... but it's simple than that.
take a look peteranswers.com
So.... you got it ?
the point . yes it's the dot try it .

Computer Type

A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, one student raised his hand and asked, 'What gender is a computer?'

The teacher wasn't certain which it was, and so divided the class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. One group was made up of the women in the class, and the other, of men. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because:

1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you might have had a better model.

The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

Structure of Programming :

Somehow it’s a matter of an idiot course-instructor .

Today was my second time to attend the _structure of programming_ lecture , really i observed the Dr. has a __wonderful__ performing in this course , he doesn’t know more than Pascal and talking about the languages diff. not a structure of any type and when I used to ask him nothing from his answer was related to my question and some of the attendees asked me to load on him J, nor his knowledge shows any type of being a Computer scientist J , I think that the Teacher assistant sure has more knowledge than him ….etc.

No comment ...!!

Programming Laws

Laws of Computer Programming

(1) Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
(2) Any given program costs more and takes longer.
(3) If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.
(4) If a program is useless, it will have to be documented.
(5) Any given program will expand to fill all available memory.
(6) The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output.
(7) Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of the programmer who must maintain it.
(8) Make it possible for programmers to write programs in English, and you will find that programmers cannot write in English.

Mina of Apache :)

Mina (Multipurpose Infrastructure for Network Applications) ;)

Is a network application framework which helps users develop high performance and high scalability network applications easily.

Bo7a

Bo7a

A 3D computer game is made for an egyptian movie character
you can visit the offecial site for the game
http://www.boo7athegame.com/
also you can try the beta version of Physics Engine used for this from the same company introduces the game
http://www.ThePhysicsEngine.com
have fun

Alcoholic Beverages

What's the ....... Think again. Alcoholic beverages

Advice! DO NOT marry a programmer

Husband: (returning late from work):Good eveining dear,I'm logged in.
Wife: Have you bought the groceries?
Husband: Bad command or filename.
Wife: But i told ya in the morning!!
Husband: Syntax Error.Abort?
Wife: What about the new TV?
Husband: Variable not found....
Wife: At least give me your Credit Card; I want to do some shopping!
Husband: Sharing Violation.Access denied.
Wife: Do you love me or do you love computers or are you just being funny?!
Husband: Too many parameters.
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband: Type mismatch.
Wife: You are useless.
Husband: It's by default.
Wife: What about your salary?
Husband: File in use... Try later.
Wife: What is my value in this family?
Husband: Unknown Virus.

Laugh along with IT

Funny C declarations!
register voters;
static electricity;
short circuit;
double entendre;
double trouble;
short pants;
void check;
unsigned check;


#include "mother.h"
#include "father.h"
#infndef FATHER
#warn("Father unknown -- guessing\n")
#include "bastard.h"
#endif
/* Set up sex-specific functions and variables */
#include
/* Kludged code -- I'll re-design this lot and re-write it as a proper
* library sometime soon.
*/
struct genitals
{
#ifdef MALE
Penis *jt;
#endif
/* G_spot *g; Removed for debugging purposes */
#ifdef FEMALE
Vagina *p;
#endif
}

men() {
goto pub;
pub:
return pissed;
}

women() {
goto bathroom;
bathroom: while (1) ;
}

Brainfuck is a real computer programming language
for challenge and amuse programmers, not for practical use.

What is :
Thought Processor: An electronic version of the
intended outline procedure that thinking people
instantly abandon upon graduation from high school.

Advanced User: A person who has managed to remove
a computer from its packing materials.

Multitasking: A clever method of simultaneously
slowing down the multitude of computer programs
that insist on running too fast.

Spreadsheet: A program that gives the user quick
and easy access to a wide variety of highly detailed
reports based on highly inaccurate assumptions.

........................................................................................
You Might Be A Programmer If:
1. You immediately complain that this should
be subscripted as zero.

2. Most people say "Go To Hell," but you tell people
to redirect to/dev/null.

3. By the time you've gotten here in the document,
you've run Tidyor a similar app to check my X/HTML skills.

4. The statement (0x2b!0x2b) makes sense to you.

5. You find 4 funny.

6. You note with disgust that it always
evaluates to true, since0x2b != 0.

7. Point 6 disgusts you, because under other languages
than C++(Java, per se), it would throw an exception,
runtime error, etc.

8. Both points 6 and 7 disgust you,
because (0x2b!0x2b) isn't a statement.

9. You wonder why there's so much religious debate.
After all,can't they just type man life?

10. When you think of Blowfish, the stuff described
on www.blowfish.comhas no relation to what
comes to mind.

11. You can write formal grammar statements for C, C++,
C#, Java,Perl, Python, PHP, HTML, any XML schema,
Assembly, Obj-C, QBASIC,XBASIC, OO.o BASIC,
StarMath, and just about anything else I could throw at you,
and yet the question, "Is our children learning?"raises no red flags.

12.You quit drinking coffee; caffeine I/Vs are easier.

13.Your root@localhost password is the chemical formula for caffeine.

14.You didn't know that there was a war in Iraq:
too busy preparingfor the next gcc compiler release.

15.You wrote the GPL.

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QUESTION: Where do the characters go when
I use my backspace or delete them
on my computer?

ANSWER: The characters go to different places,
depending on whom you ask:
Stephen King's explanation: Every time you hit the
(Del) key you unleash a tiny monster inside the cursor,
who tears the poor unsuspecting characters to shreds,
drinks their blood, then eats them, bones and all. Hah, hah, hah!

IBM's explanation: The characters are not real. They exist only
on the screen when they are needed, as concepts, so to delete
them is merely to de-conceptualize them. Get a life.